Censuring the notorious Earl Capps

After a gut wrenching staff session, reading the blog Fits News for Now, and other stuff, VUI has decided to give fellow blogger Earl Capps a very special birthday present in the spirit of the Charleston County Republican Party: a censure.

Be it resolved that as Earl Capps has a well read RINO blog that is the mouthpiece of the General Assembly; that Capps sports a pony tail in politics without apology; that Capps promoted his own birthday on his blog; that Capps attacked VUI once with a cheesy video; that Capps allegedly attends 80s metal band concerts in search of 40 year old women with big hair; that Capps has the audacity to try to compete with the self legendary Will Folks; that Capps dissed the infamous Working Mom not once but twice; that Capps refused to drink the koolaid Mark Sanford offered him; that Capps refused to hire Obama Man; that Capps had the audacity to win elections that he ran without checking first with the big three consultants; that Capps does not attend Gamecock football games; that Capps actually knows Mike Reino; that Capps actually worked for Republican campaigns before Howard Rich came along including for that RINO Ronald Reagan; that Capps does RINO things like being an adjunct professor at some sissy college that wants people to learn; that Capps has been seen in a bar near Summerville; that Capps committed other notorious offenses to those who are the self professed rulers of South Carolina; that Voting Under the influence, with the power vested to it by a few folks drinking in a barn, does hereby and forever censure Earl Capps for being an longhaired, outlaw blogger devoted to RINO politics and heavy metal music.

Be it also resolved, by Voting Under the Influence, with the power vested to it by a few folks drinking in a barn, to extend greetings to Earl Capps for a Happy Birthday along with this censure.