Top 9 things you likely will not hear Governor Sanford say in his State of the State Address

9) For the rest of my term, no business that employs a relative of any member of my cabinet shall be allowed to do business with the state.

8) You guys know I was “this close” to resigning, don’t you?

7) I endorse my beloved Lt. Governor, Andre Bauer for Governor.

6) You members of the General Assembly are all great public servants. Jakie, BBQ is on me.

5) There is more to solving the education problem then private school tuition tax credits.

4) You guys got me. I am the best example of why Governors in South Carolina ought to remain relatively weak.

3) In my last year if you do not hear from me for a week or so, don’t worry, I will be okay.

2) Get over, brothers and sisters, I am still here, styling and profiling. Learn to live with it. To be the man, you got to beat the man, and I am telling you after beating your impeachment, I am the man. Learn to live with it. You gonna have to override my vetoes yet one more time. Woooooooh.

1) Maria, stand up and be recognized.