Top 9 things we could hear from candidates and their supporters before Tuesday's runoff

 9)"Yes, little girl, Alan Wilson stole your kitten and gave it to his good old boy daddy Joe. But, I have the ability to sue them in the Supreme Court and get it back.  My time pretending to be a cop helps me with that." Leighton Lord

8) "I ain't ever passed a bar.  I always stop and have a cold one." Jakie Knotts

7) "Will somebody please claim to have had an affair with me?"  Gresham Barrett

6) " I am a proud SCINO...South Carolinian in name only." various Republican candidates

5) "We are for open and honest government, but we will let you know who contributed to us after the election is over." The new group SC Truth Squad running ads in SC. 


4) "Do you really want some little girl from Florence telling you who to vote for for Lt. Governor?  I can't believe I might lose to some little girl. Fire, ready, aim!" Bill Connor

3)"To prove that we are going broke I am going to set what little hair I have left on my head on fire, my opponent won't do that." Bob Inglis


2) "I am sober, I am good enough, and dog gone it, Howard Rich likes me." Mick Zais

1) "That drill sargent in Gresham's ads is sexy." Nikki Haley