Top 9 things overheard about the Governor's race

We at VUI like to get out there amongst the people.  In breakfast places, feed stores, bars and grills, and backyard cookouts, we are there, listening to what you have to say.  As a result, we came up with this week's Top 9 things overheard about the Governor's race.  They are real comments.  Funny or not, here we go.  

9)Who knew that a pretty boy like Andre Bauer would go after the redneck vote?

8)If you think Obama does not give a damn about Louisiana, watch what happens if South Carolina gets hit by a hurricane while McMaster is Governor. 

7)I got to say a thousand Hail Marys to repent for the thoughts I had when I saw Sarah Palin and Nikki Haley together. 

6)I tell you, Robert Ford is a playa.  I would love to party with that guy. 

5)Who else is running?  Damn, I thought Sanford was bad. 

4)That "Shehee boy" seems like such a nice young man.  He reminds me of the nice boy who cuts my grass. 

3)This year proves anybody can grow up to be Governor of South Carolina. 

2)If you bought Jim Rex lunch, he would whine about how you did not buy him dessert. 

1)Barrett is for loser pay lawsuits?  That makes sense, because he is paying millions to lose the Governor's race.